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[snoring]
[clock ringing]

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[upbeat music]

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[cheerful music]

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[sighing and snoring]

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[Jon] Garfield!

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Garfield!

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Garfield, could you come
downstairs for a minute?

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No, I cannot come downstairs
for a minute.

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I'm doing something more important.
Sleeping.

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It'll take a minute.

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Garfield! Well, I guess I'll have
to resort to the secret weapon.

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[whispering] I just made lasagna.

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Lasagna?

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Did someone say lasagna?

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I'm sorry. I lied about the lasagna.

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Hey, some things in life
are too important to kid around about.

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I need a photo of you.

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I don't care why you lied about it.
That's a felony in most states.

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I need the photo to enter you
in a contest on this TV show.

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Do you have a cat?

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Are you a cat?
Either way, you should know

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about the Positively Perfect
Pussycat Pageant.

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Why would I care
about winning this contest?

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First prize is ten tons of money.

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Ok. Question answered.

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If you have an adorable cat,
send a photo to me,

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television's Brandon Scoop.

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I'm going to go send your picture off.

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Wow. Ten tons of money.
That could buy 20 tons of ribs.

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Hi, Odie.

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[barking]

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There's a contest
for the cutest cat in the world.

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Know who will win?

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Hi, Garfield! Can't talk now.

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I have to mail my entry

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to the Positively Perfect
Pussycat Pageant.

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Yeah...

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[dramatic music]

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[crashing]

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[announcer] Here's your host,
the hottest guy

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with the hottest news...
Brandon Scoop!

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I'm not going to win the contest.

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Nermal's going to win the contest.
He always wins the contest.

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Tonight on the show,
we'll be featuring these hot stories...

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A new rock star released
his first CD this morning.

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A hit by lunchtime,
a golden oldie by dinner, and now,

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he's planning a comeback.

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Are there too many inside jokes
on animated TV shows these days?

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Cartoonist Jim Davis says yes.

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And why was the governor
of this state photographed

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the other day in a zebra costume?

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All this and more on tonight's show.

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"This honor comes as such a surprise."

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"I wasn't expecting it."
Nah, not sincere enough.

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"This honor comes as such a surprise!
I wasn't expecting it!"

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Nah. Needs more fake modesty.

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"This honor comes as such a surprise..."

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But first, the winner of the Positively
Perfect Pussycat Pageant.

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We received 27 million entries
and our judge studied

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every single one of them.

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And here is our judge...
Mary Margaret Freen.

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Ms. Freen, did you really study
all 27 million photos?

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Yes! 27 million cat photos!
Photos of cats.

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Black cats! Brown cats! White cats!

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Do you know what it's like to look
at 27 million photos of cats?

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No, I can't say that I do.

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I see cats everywhere I look now.
There's one over there.

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And up there! And there are 9,000 of them
in my handbag!

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Screeching and meowing! [screaming]

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Would you just give it to Nermal
and get it over with?

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And do you have a winner for us?

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Here! This is the winner!

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Now, let me out of here!
The cats are after me!

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The cats are after me! [screaming]

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And now the moment
you've been waiting for...

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The winner

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of the contest and prize money is...

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Nermal.

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Nermal.

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Garfield.

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Garfield. See?
I told you it would be...

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[gasping]

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That's right. The winner
of the Perfect Pussycat Pageant

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is a cat named Garfield
who belongs to a Mr. Jon Arbuckle.

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Garfield wins the ten tons of money.

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-You won, Garfield. You won.
-I won, Garfield. I won.

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[happily barking]

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Our congratulations
to Garfield Cat and...

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Excuse me?

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There's a mistake.

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[whispering]

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Really? Well, you're the judge.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
there has been

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an error...

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Garfield is not the winner.

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The real winner is... Nermal!

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That contest is rigged.
It's a stupid competition,

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and I wouldn't take that prize
if they begged me.

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Oh, it's such an honor to win
this wonderful, important award.

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[sighing] I knew it.
I knew it. I knew it.

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Nermal won
and Garfield is the first runner-up.

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[sighing] I'm going to bed. Forever.

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If anything happens,

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say if Nermal was disgraced,
then Garfield would be the winner.

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Hear that, Odie? I've still got a chance.

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We turn now to our next item.

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The disgrace of Gov. Throttlebottom.

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All we have to do is make sure
Nermal disgraces himself.

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How do we do that?

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[whimpering]

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Photographers at the governor's mansion
put this photo of him online.

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The public was shocked and outraged.

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I am shocked and outraged.

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Oh, yeah, I'm very shocked
and even more outraged.

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He must resign immediately.

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[Brandon Scoop] He called a press
conference and tried to defend himself.

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I did not dress up in a zebra costume.

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I have never dressed up
in a zebra costume.

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And I will never dress up
in a zebra costume. Next question.

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Governor! Is it true that you sometimes
dress up in a kangaroo suit?

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No, just in a zebra costume. Oops!

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Then he submitted his resignation.

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That's it, Odie.
We just have to get a photo of Nermal

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that will bring disgrace upon him.

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[barking]

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[happily humming]

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[suspenseful music]

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It's simple.
We wait until Nermal does...

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[whining]

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How long will that take?
Not long. I know Nermal.

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He'll disgrace himself
in a matter of minutes.

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Hi, George. How about an autograph?

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Here ya go.

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Nope. Not disgraceful.

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Hi, I'm Nermal.

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I just won a contest
for best-looking cat in the world.

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Like that's not obvious.

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You don't look that cute to me.

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First prize in this contest
is ten tons of money.

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You know...
you're starting to look cuter to me.

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-[whimpering]
-Still not disgraceful.

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We've been following him
for four hours

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and he hasn't done
one disgraceful thing.

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Things to make decent people ill,

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but nothing disgraceful.

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[alarm]

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Help! We're being robbed!

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Odie! The bank's being held up.
And look who's doing it.

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[Garfield] Nermal's robbing the bank!

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Robbing a bank! That's disgraceful.
Now, I need to get pictures of it.

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Look this way!

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Say cheese! This is disgraceful.

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[policeman] Good work!

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You protected the money
this dastardly bank robber dropped

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while trying to escape.
I'm sure the new governor

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will give you a medal
or name a holiday for you.

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Yay!

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The newspapers will want
photos to show what a fine,

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non-disgraceful act this hero did.
Good work.

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[groaning]

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-[groaning]
-[whining]

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I'll tell you what we'll do now.

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I didn't wanna resort to this,

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but we'll go see cousin Coslough.

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Nermal's cousin Coslough.

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If anyone knows a dark, forbidden
secret of Nermal's, he's the one.

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[action music]

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[coughing]

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But he's your cousin.

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[coughing] Don't remind me. Rotten kid.

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Always saying he's better than anybody.

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"I'm Nermal,
the cutest kitty cat in the whole world."

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[coughing] Worse than the measles.

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You must know
a disgraceful thing about him.

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Oh, I know one all right.

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Most disgraceful thing
you could ever imagine. Come here.

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[whispering]

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Oh, it's perfect... perfect.

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[intriguing music]

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That's where he keeps it.
Let's see where he goes now.

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[yipping]

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[happily humming]

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[suspenseful music]

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This is disgraceful...

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Absolutely disgraceful. So disgraceful.

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Hey, there's nothing wrong

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with dressing up like a zebra.

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Lots of folks do it.
Me... the governor... lots of folks...

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[Brandon Scoop] A revelation about
the Perfect Pussycat Pageant winner.

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Caught on camera in a zebra costume,
and the public is shocked and outraged.

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I am shocked and outraged.

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Like the governor,

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except this time,
I'm not as outraged as I am shocked.

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He must resign immediately.

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[Brandon Scoop] Minutes ago,

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Nermal did, indeed,
resign as winner of the...

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the whatever contest.

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The rules say first prize...

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including the ten tons of money...
goes to...

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Garfield.

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Garfield!

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So, Garfield. I congratulate you
on your victory and Nermal's disgrace,

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and now we'll present the ten tons...

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[judge] Wait!

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There's been a mistake.

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Those cats made me do it again.
They're everywhere distracting me.

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Like that one and that one.

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[whispering]

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So, Garfield isn't the actual runner-up?

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I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.

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Here he is. Here's the real winner.

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Isn't he the most beautiful cat
you ever saw in your life?

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[applause]

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Just give me the money. [coughing]

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-Oh, well. I still have my looks.
-[Garfield] Hi, Nermal.

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Sorry about the disgrace thing.

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It's ok. At least it's in the family.

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Could I ask a question?

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Sure, go ahead.

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[clearing his throat]

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Where do I get
one of those zebra costumes?

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There's a guy
who makes them in Hong Kong.

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You can order them. It takes eight weeks.

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You specify the direction of the stripes,

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black on white or white on black.
Plus, you have to...

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[upbeat music]

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